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03/10/2023

All it took to determine that the stray dog was stuck in a net was a cur-sieve glance .

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03/10/2023

Call me a pervert, but I once enjoyed watching a chickpea. Does that make me hummus sexual?

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

03/10/2023

Don’t steal someone else’s dildo: You’ll be convicted of criminal wrongdong.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

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To set the mood, my girl microwaved some gorgonzola. Cheese so hot when she does that.

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03/09/2023

I spat gum out onto a wall – and now it’s gotten stucco.

(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

03/09/2023

Photographers don’t like puns. If you tell them one they tend to shutter.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

03/08/2023

Little known fact: Hallowe’en started in Holland, as a day when shoes were used to plug the dykes. That’s why we now celebrate the soles of the dammed.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

03/08/2023

The detective fingered the cattle rustler, figuring he had probable cows.

(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

03/08/2023

I pray before every archery match. Aimin’ to that.

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

03/07/2023

The government bill to ban alcohol was met by a chorus of booze.

(10 votes, average: 4.70 out of 5)