Blinking from fleas? Eye mite see a doctor.
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(8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)Loading...If you’re launching a dating website for overweight people, you probably need a meatier relations dept.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Confession: I’ve been eating my kid’s dolls, all hopped up on Barbie chew ates. But I Ken stop at any time.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Do mathematicians like dessert?
Yes – the pi is endless!
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...If you fart on a sheep, don’t worry — I’ll still hold ewe in ass steam.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Organ thieves sell their goods to a body shop. Some offer free de-livery.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Climbing Mt. Everrest will make you lazy.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The final Battle of the Birds will obliterate the skies. It will be known as Ptarmigeddon.
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