An academic who studies satanism, aka a philucifer.
Pun of the Day
The unemployed man was married to a woman who was never satisfied. When he finally got a job, she was irate nonetheless. “Now,” she said, “you are home less!”
THe US army in Iraq can’t afford to make popcorn, because they are running out of colonels. It’s becoming a major problem in general.
If you are an oil sheikh in the Middle East, you Arabic deal.
This must be a joke: the Canadian dollar is at parody.
My dyslexic child wants to read War and Peace, after hearing about the famous Russian novelist Leo Toystore.
Upset about mink coats? You’re raging in fur, no?
Mobile technology has not freed mankind from slavery. This, despite the promise of the self-own.
Suddenly I speak French. This is a Jacques to my system.

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