When I fast I just hunger down and do it.
Pun of the Day
You need a lot of liquidity to break into the shartphone market.
If you don’t have a clue about breakfast portions, just follow my eggs ample.
In honour of America’s bday, today’s pun will suck. We bore on the 4th of July.
The magician nonchalantly stabbed his assistant, displaying remarkable slayed offhand.
Those who wear earmuffs aren’t afraid of lobal warming.
No flights to France will be delayed. It’s Gaul on time’s Day!
I saw a live witchcraft performance last night. They had me spellbound. Those ladies did a hex of a job.
Which Australian mammal is wise? Wallaby damned, it’s the can gurus.
Where are the worst hotels? A: Texas, the lone star state.


