Some punk teenager with bad skin always eczema house.
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I was jailed for stealing bug spray. I’ll fix my life once I’ve repaid my DEET to society.
The pimp who turned philosopher was accused of putting Descartes before the whores.
Advil helps me edit my essays. I B proofin’.
Members of the Flat Earth society would ridicule their opponents as sphere-mongers.
Which politician claimed he could spin gold out of nothing, and got upset when reporters called him names?
A: Trumpelstiltskin.
In Germany, you cannot paddle a canoe while on dry land. It’s strictly verboten.
I come from a family of warmongers. I am belli bellicose to them.
You’re from Boise? Idahon’t believe you.
Fishermen are great singers. They know how to carry a tuna.


