This Valentine’s Day I’m going to swipe right on my Friendster profile. Oops, did I just date myself?
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Sharks are like me and you. They gotta mako living.
In South America, medicine is so corrupt. Even joint replacement surgeries are controlled by the Columbian cartelage.
China’s currency will depreciate soon. Yuan bet?
I teach a cooking class called ‘Insect Cuisine’. I have many, many stewed ants.
Rodents are dirty animals, known for squirrelous behaviour and a raccoon roll lifestyle. Mouse people should steer clear!
How did Shakespeare earn an income? A: Barder.
According to a study, Julius had strokes, not epilepsy. So don’t call him Caesar.
The possible end to NAFTA gives me tariffying nightmares.
The War on Morning Breath finally ended, with a declaration of a.m. nasty.


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