If you take over companies and fire all the employees, your motto should be “I M&A Hole.”
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Detectives assigned to gun crimes should ask themselves “What was the killer’s Ammo?”
How does a bunny eat? A: Very carrotfully!
The most inept dancers are found at lumber mills. They have so many board feet.
If you don’t drink coffee in Starbucks you’ll get a have tea fine.
Wearing your headphones backwards may cause ear reversible damage.
Another diet craze? Here we go vegan!
In the 1500s, the Columbian worldview was met with spheres resistance.
Late night phone calls were a part of my up ringing.
I’m addicted to drinking saltwater. Giving it up will be no smooth saline.


