Feeling lost after I gave up pig breeding. Now my life is a bit rutterless.
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I tried to convince my cow to wear shoes. She said, “Sorry, I am not yet suede.”
Food color manufacturing is a dyeing industry.
After getting H1N1, falling ill with H5N1 seems rather Super-fluous.
Let us help. We’re Can-aidian.
There’s a class action case against the government, over Sudafed.
Evidence has been found of Jughead’s hat, Pop Tate’s Choklit Shoppe, and Dilton Doiley’s glasses, according to Riverdale Archieologists.
Anyone who keeps buying GM cars is a fool. I will re-Buick them.
As I toured the Museum of Sunburns I whispered to myself, “This is aloed ground.”


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