Unfilled potholes always re-tar my progress.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...I would die for shopping. I’m a Walmartyr.
(8 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Do illegitimate children have alabastard skin?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...It’s easy to spot an Orthodox Jewish transvestite. He Hasidic.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I hallucinated that I threw Mr. Poitier off a bridge. I should never have dropped a Sid.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I don’t like rich people. Buncha swankers.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...To get a job as a lifeguard, you need to know someone with lots of pool.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Bullying is everywhere! Even a slice of bread, who was too shy to talk to the other slices of bread, was accused of acting a loaf.
(5 votes, average: 1.60 out of 5)Loading...The insect screenplay was critiqued for an overuse of pest asides.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Explicitly hardcore Hobbit fiction, aka Gnomoerotica.
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