I’m addicted to Islam. I’m a Koranic user.
x
A lynch mob chased after a flatulent Thomas Hardy, an incident which inspired his great novel, Fart From the Madding Crowd.
Where does ISIS wish to conquer? A: Caliphornia.
Had I the talent to be a cat burglar, I rob ably would.
My friend Grant had his skin forcibly removed. What a flay Grant violation.
I’m a bit confused about what the word ‘aloha’ means. Is it ‘Hawaii doing?‘ or ‘Will you Maui me?’
What’s the biggest requirement for writing good puns? Am pithy.
My friend Amelia is depressed about life. So I told her to be much more judgmental about things. That would Amelia rate her situation.
Do angels suffer from halotosis?
I love boat shopping. Especially when the sails are on.


(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)