Having a baby? Let the goo times roll.
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If you want to borrow my rope, you will have to sign a free trade a cord.
If God is a Dog, then say a prayer, ie the Arf Father.
At zombie auctions, highest biter wins.
There are two menny bad puns about gay couples.
How does amputation work? By a process of alimb-ination
Cross a sloth with a cow? Sorry, that’s not possum bull.
China’s currency will depreciate soon. Yuan bet?
The possible end to NAFTA gives me tariffying nightmares.
Do illegitimate children have alabastard skin?