Santa’s favourite metal band? Sleigher.
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The best time to purchase stocks is when the market hits bought em.
Moses admonished the Israelites to avoid the Niagara region. “Thou shalt not bear Falls’ wetness.”
When the Impressionist was a kid he ran a Le Monet stand.
Van Gogh actually planned to mutilate himself a second time. Because he heard left ear is the best medicine.
I went to the hospital for a colorectomy and instead got a lobotomy. Now I half a mind to complain.
I built one boat. Then another. Then another. I’m a serial keeler.
The police raided an unlicensed daycare. It was an illegal grow-up.
Many people smoke marijuana who grow op in Canada.
Buying three dozen head of cattle nearly wiped me out. Then I bought four more. I really need forty bull housing.

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