Oprah is an O-cult figure.
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I went out to buy cutlery, but the store was closed. It was an un fork gettable experience.
An author on a book tour has to hire wroties.
The pun about cross-breeding a cow with a French lamb? Now we’ve reached agneau low.
After getting drunk and bench-pressing the Queen, Prince Charles had to be heir-lifted to hospital.
I have a Muslim friend who loves to drink alcohol. His name? Mo’ hammered.
When it comes to mannequin technology, anything is posable.
Anyone who can remove unsightly leg veins is varicose to my heart.
If you are litigating a bivalve and you don’t have legal mussel, you’ll have to represent yourself in small clams court.
Royal TV dramas play Kate the masses.

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