St. Patrick’s Day in New Orleans is a wonderful O’Cajun.
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Sure, I’m overweight and flatulent – but is that so flabber gas sting?
Long ago in Russia, all they had was iPhone 3. They called it iPhone the Terrible.
A good dancer goes to Heaven. Got his rhythm to the end.
My friends say I sometimes act like I’m having a stroke, but really I’m just shy and self-aphasiaing.
Which medicine was once used as a power tool? Benadryl.
I do calculus like a boss. I’m in the deriver’s seat.
The satisfaction of telling people to go to hell is eff ’emeral.
Before you get on a motorcycle, ask, “Do I have my helmet?” This is a skull-testing question.
How does a percussionist catch fish? A:Â Castanets.

