In pagan times, the sacrifice of unwed maidens was a grim die-virgin.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My great-grandmother who hated flying was a trailblazer in aviation complaints. She was the first suffer a jet.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you don’t win at an auction, it leaves a bidder aftertaste.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Trying to tame frizzy hair can be very fro straighting.
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