Entomologists love tornadoes. It’s a perfect occasion to see a house fly.
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Detectives assigned to gun crimes should ask themselves “What was the killer’s Ammo?”
Give her a diamond after a fight. It’s the best piece of a ring.
Hell is on strike. The workers are demon strating.
I told a few jokes in my shower. Nobody laughed. I said “Man, tough grout.”
Pirate jokes? Now there’s Avast! conspiracy, though it’s Argh to believe.
Don’t open any letters from the tax audit department! They could be smeared with fee-sees.
If you crash a borrowed Mercedes and can’t repay the debt, you may get really anxious and have to take Benz-owe diapezine medication.
World’s Greatest Sneezer: that’s the life atchoos.
You will rue your lies, by the end of Fibruary.

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