If you crash a borrowed Mercedes and can’t repay the debt, you may get really anxious and have to take Benz-owe diapezine medication.
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World’s Greatest Sneezer: that’s the life atchoos.
You will rue your lies, by the end of Fibruary.
I got a job at a garbage dump. I’m a fill-land thropist.
Why didn’t the Axis powers believe their enemies? Because to them, it was Allies.
If you take over companies and fire all the employees, your motto should be “I M&A Hole.”
Bill Cosby’s stockbroker should be punished too. He was a trader to the Cos.
The Algonquin tribes were the first to develop a tomahawk weapons.
If you are an oil sheikh in the Middle East, you Arabic deal.
My dyslexic child wants to read War and Peace, after hearing about the famous Russian novelist Leo Toystore.


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