I was choking on a popsicle, and my mom said “Quit yer lolly gagging!”
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...An unhappy cat is purrsimonious.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...There are empty spots in my stamp collection album. I need an infillatelist!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If Trump fires his vice president, it could be ex Pence ive.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When I tell people I invented a moon-powered clock, they look at me like I’m a lunar-tick.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Shed that extra 20 pounds? Weigh to go!
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I fell in love with a saint. It was like, “You had me at halo.”
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Forget Christian Grey. That Earl Grey is such a teas.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...God helped the Israelites to the Red Sea, but after that they parted waves.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why do some men love puns? They have an extra groan-mo’ some.
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