BOWLING GREEN

Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for a bowling team. The event is St. Patrick’s Day and our team works for a power/electric utility. ~Tricia, Sanford, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Lucky Strikes
  2. Leprechauntract Demand
  3. Thunderballs
  4. Power Alleys
  5. Electric Buzzards
  6. Power Delivery
  7. Noah’s Arcs
  8. Fuse to Lose
  9. Hertz So Good
  10. The Family Joules
  11. Lightning Strikes
  12. Natural Monopoly
  13. Spare Power
  14. Split Circuits
  15. Circuits du Solar [Cirque du Soleil]
  16. Thanks for the donation!
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KNOWS JOB

Dear Pun Gents, we need a team name for Quiz Night at our kid’s school. We are all 40-somethings with 5th graders. It needs to be pretty clean. We are the team who is there to have fun, drink wine and just hope to finish respectably in the top half.  ***Donation made!*** ~Beth, Arlington, VA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1.    Buzzerkers
2.    Jeopardy Animals
3.    Quizknows
4.    Knows Job
5.    Wine Knows
6.    Quiztal Method
7.    Answers and Uncles
8.    La Triviata
9.    Mr and Miscellaneous
10.    Grades Cool

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ANIMALPRACTICE

Dear Pun Gents, we’re looking for a team name for a fun curling bonspeil for veterinarians.  We are 2 large animal veterinarians and our husbands, in Northern Ontario, and we probably suck at curling more than anyone else at this event.  Animal theme with curling? Doesn’t have to be polite. ~Olivia, Sturgeon Falls, ON

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Rockroaches
  2. HardCoreVets
  3. Animalpractice
  4. Elephantastic Four
  5. Feed Em and Sweep
  6. The Cowlers
  7. Sheep Sweep
  8. Grrrlers
  9. Bull’s Eye Doctors
  10. The Neuteralizers
  11. Surgical Strikes
  12. The Horseplayers
  13. [PS – Thanks for the donation!]
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IT’S HEART WORK

Dear Pun Gents, I’m doing research on the beneficial effects of exercise on the heart and need a title for a paper/presentation.  Only work appropriate puns, please. (Donation sent!) ~Kaavya, Cleveland, OH

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Ticker tape parade
  2. Get your heart on
  3. Exercise makes you heartier
  4. Exercise: a hearty meal
  5. It’s heart work
  6. You aorta know
  7. Cardi animals
  8. Ventricle treat? [trick or treat]
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PRESENT ABSENCE

Dear Pun Gents, a pun for a mom replying to a kid when he complains about only four presents. ~Kate, Atlanta, GA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Cad’oh! [if you are French]
  2. Don’t make me box your ears.
  3. Sorry, that’s a wrap!
  4. Look who’s stocking now.
  5. Don’t act Wise Man with me. (Hey, Jesus only got three.)
  6. Do I detect a note of Presentment?
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DEMONE CHILD

Dear Pun Gents, I am looking for my roller derby name.  Based on my legal name (Kim Demone), my stature (small), my place of origin (east coast-Nova Scotia), or my hockey background. ~Kim, Canmore, AB

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT

  1. Mary Timer
  2. Demone Child
  3. Nikki Nova Scotia
  4. S. Kate Blades
  5. Bladey Jane
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QUEENS OF THE COSMO’S

Dear Pun Gents, we’re a group of nine women who love to drink are headed to Las Vegas for the half-marathon the first week of December 2011.  We need a clever name for our team shirts.  Please help!  ~Katharine, San Antonio, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Martini Boppers
  2. A Stirred in the Hand
  3. 13-Miley Cyruses
  4. 13 Miles, 26 Oz
  5. Mango Lasses
  6. Queens of the Cosmo’s
  7. Boozundeit
  8. Laps and Relapse
  9. Kahlualass
  10. Tequila Stocking Birds
  11. Running on Empties
  12. Raising the Bartender
  13. Talk the Detox
  14. Tavern and Shirleys
  15. Beers are not Enough
  16. Desert Heat
  17. Jet Legged
  18. Stride Me
  19. The Vodkouple (if there were two of you)
  20. Distill my Heart
  21. PS thanks for the donation!
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SLY POLAR

Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a team name for my daughter’s Polar Bear Plunge team for the Special Olympics. ~Tracy, Sykseville, MD

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Bear Bottoms
  2. Hungry Hungry Hypos
  3. Plungevity
  4. Gimme One Freezin’
  5. Snowlympians
  6. Golden Coldies
  7. Froze before Toes
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SLENDER BENDER

Dear Pun Gents, we are two girls and one guy in a weight loss competition. Donation made! ~Owen, Bonita Springs, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Riddish Pounds
  2. If Looks Could Kilo
  3. Loss of Physics
  4. We Love Handles Messiah
  5. Weight to Go
  6. No Mo Mayo Clinic
  7. Skinnisiology
  8. SizeMic
  9. Thinaman Hearts
  10. Slender Bender
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