Nomads are the calmest people.
My friend Amelia is depressed about life. So I told her to be much more judgmental about things. That would Amelia rate her situation.
Everything you eat tastes like licorice? Talk about anise problem to have.
Cannibals like to de leg ate.
Movie about erotic encounters with primates: Gorillas in the Mister
They made a movie about Soviet censorship: The Hunt for Redactober.
Kung fu actor Bruce E.Z. Lee couldn’t take a punch.
Our nation’s prosperity depends on alcoholic chickens: they are the hen gins of the economy.
In Star Wars, what do terrorists shout?
A: “Admiral Ackbar!”
Questions about mouthwash? Just Gargle it.

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