An academic who studies satanism, aka a philucifer.
I heard Vladimir Putin started a company and I thought, ‘Well, that’s biz czar.’
What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle.
Arguments about love tend to be amorphuss.
There’s a new hat that cures insomnia. It’s called the Slumbero.
Detectives assigned to gun crimes should ask themselves “What was the killer’s Ammo?”
Anyone who grows a large yam-type vegetable is in for a rutabega-ning.
Pixar‘s next movie will be about Russian aristocratic succession.
This week’s hot lit pick: Maybe Dick by Her/Man Melville, with famous opening line “Call me shemale.”
I’m afraid I will get old and wrinkly and loose face.

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