Exam markers are just employees mass grading as professors.
Before ice cream, Ben and Jerry worked in software, you know, hawkin’ DOS.
Oozing with mystery, the Ancient Greeks were Minoan for their seCrete societies.
My spit doesn’t sink. It’s so phlegm buoyant.
A town dump is the original pile it project.
Those who sell their possessions out of necessity are pawned scum.
I don’t digitize my home movies. I keep it reel.
Which dog could breathe underwater? Scuba Do.
Want to cut the grass? Use a cow, aka a lawn mooer.