Work at the New York Sock Exchange and you get plenty of hose.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you lose something in an old-age home, don’t stop until you’ve searched every nook and granny.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...I enjoy fish on Yum Kipper.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Do laser eye surgeons sleep around?
Yes – they are guilty of promise acuity.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s a close second to a Sex on the Beach?
A Crotch on the Rocks.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I raise bees. I’m not a beef eater, I’m a bee feeder. It’s a nesty business, but I’ve learned to live and let larva. So, show me the honey.
Tout sweet.
(5 votes, average: 1.80 out of 5)Loading...Arborists are into treesomes. Which leads to a lot of unplant pregnancies.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Hotel to die for: the Westin Peace.
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