After a hard day’s work, Osama bin Laden likes to relax by applying ointments and a soothing bomb.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...A mad baker came at me with a ryeful, a 12-grain shotgun with pumpernickel action! He look at me with such loaving, and said “You’re a gluten for punishment.” I never shoulda crust the guy. I barley survived the encounter, and there were no wheatnesses.
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