Reckless boating in Germany is not allowed. It’s veer-boaten. As for driving, you might get autobanned.
How to promote Viagra in Muslim countries: “I’ll Lack Bar!“
Does a florist who goes bankrupt get a vasectomy?
Dwarf infomercial: “Wait, that’s not tall!“
How do you rebuke a cannibal?
“Don’t ‘ate!”
Where do you purchase prosthetic phalanges?
A faux-toe shop.
Tons more pun requests fulfilled today!
I asked my family to flush the toilet for me. I believe in assisted sewagecide.
I try to speak the language of hamsters. But the translation gets all gerbiled.
To make crucifixion victims suffer, they nailed them die agonyly.
Things get tense on a submarine. They often come to belows.


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