Fashion designers may not be conservative but they are rather clothes minded.
I can’t stand bargain hunters. I avoid them like the Couponic Plague.
No one ever lined up for queuecumbers.
You shouldn’t make puns about Chinese skyscrapers. That’s Wong on so many levels.
What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.
People who keep repeating themselves are sick. They’re ill iterate.
NED: I met a woman with water-based breast implants!
ED: Really?
NED: It was nice to make her aqua-in-tits!
Every sanitorium should have a restaurant–to ensure its coughers are full.
Convicted murderers don’t cry. They lacriminal glands.
The exercise book about situps was very abs tract.

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