When I’m in Santiago, I drive everywhere. I love my Chile con car.
Science has shown that a hungry man can make a sandwich disappear through a physical process of phase transition, aka sub elimination.
NED: Why do so many Italians become ministers?
ED: Because they love pastor!
Uber is in trouble because it doesn’t pay any taxi.
In the Horse Parliament, the neighs have it.
By providing infrastructure to future generations, sidewalk installers are all about paving it floorward.
If you buy your degree, is that a collegin’ implant?
Which ungulate absconded with his mother’s sister?
The antelope.
The 2000-pound psychopath displayed one-ton disregard for societal norms.
Brothel owners shouldn’t be criminalized, just for making a ho-nest living.


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