I met my first Jewish gun owner. Muzzle Tov!
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Loading... (6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading... (6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...THE RUNNING JOKES
Dear PunGents, we are a couple running a half-marathon as a relay team. She is from the midwest and he is from the deep south. We need a name. ~Karen
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The Relayted Couple
- The Half-Married Thongs
- The Long Distance Relationship
- Going the Distance
- Half the Marathon I Used to Be
- The Running Jokes
- Carnal Relay Shins
- Across Country Team
- Bless Us, for we have Shinned
- The Better Halfs
- You Shoe Me All Night Long
(5 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5)Loading...HRmy of DARKNESS
Dear Pun Gents, we are HR employees in a healthcare organization forming a team for a 100-mile fitness challenge. There are going to be other teams from other departments, so we need something catchy to identify us as HR. ~Lisa, Richmond
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- HRotica
- HRmes (Greek God)
- HRmy of Darkness
- March into Health
- Take it Personnelly
- 100-Mile Riot
- Friends with Benefit Plans
- 100 Miles/HR
- Personnel trainers
- We had the runs for a century
- The Hired Guns
(11 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5)Loading...LIGHT ON OUR FEET
Dear Pun Gents, four friends—two guys, two girls—are doing a 5k ‘glow run’ involving glow sticks and techno music. We need a team name! ~Tracy, Tampa, FL
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Beats me up, Scotty
- Off the Beatin’ Tracks
- Light on our Feet
- The Glowsbusters
- Stark Ravin’ Mad
- Sticky Feet
- Glowrunimo
- Rave You To the Finish
- Race the Roof
- Glowlegged
- The Hippydrome
- Andre 5000 (metres)
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(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...I don’t believe many people who can’t speak actually ‘have a frog in the throat‘ – the evidence is just a neck toadal.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...A HUE GOOD WOMEN
Dear Pun Gents, we’re a group of 40-something fun ladies doing a color run. Can you help us with a name? ~Jo, Beaumont, TX
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Huetonium
- Bluetonium
- Hue-ten Nannies
- A Hue Good Women
- Pantones in a knot
- Shady Characters
- The Pink Hos
- Sprectrunners
- Purpleslass Exercise
- Chromagnons
- Colorado
- Runbows
- Orangetans
- Inspectra Gadget
- Orange You Faster than That
- Green Achers
(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...TORAH HOLE IN HER
Dear Pun Gents, I am in desperate need of a punny roller derby name! I would really like a badass, mock violent one that has to do with me being Jewish or Diabetic–pretty please! If you can think of as many as possible that would be greatly appreciated. You guys rock, thank you! ~Elyse, Flagstaff, AZ
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Die! Abbey Tic
- Hebrewno Mars
- Jewlia ‘Wild’ Child
- Izzy Rails (Israel)
- Is Rolly
- Queen Insulina
- Jeru Slam!
- Ruth lass
- Blood Sugar Baby
- The Glucagoner
- Shiva-lry is dead
- Shiva LeBoeuf
- Little Prick
- Finger Pricking Good
- Synagogue Reflex
- Torah Hole in Her
- Type 2 Killer
- Judge Dreidel
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...An excited little person on a train might cause some low commotion.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...LADY CHATTERLEY’S LOBBERS
Dear Pun Gents, we need creative names for two south Texas ladies tennis teams. Tournament is January in San Antonio, so we need hot names for a cold-weather tournament. ~Beth, San Antonio, TX
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Alamommas
- The Antonio Bandieras
- It Tex Two
- Gringers
- Some Like it Swat
- Forehandplay
- Quality Service
- Unforced Arias
- Looks are Deuceiving
- Straight Ace
- Tough Love
- Ten-is Pretty Cold
- The Baseline Temperatures
- We Love -40 Below (Love-40)
- The Racquettes
- Lady Chatterley’s Lobbers
- No Sets on the Beach
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