TORAH HOLE IN HER

Dear Pun Gents, I am in desperate need of a punny roller derby name! I would really like a badass, mock violent one that has to do with me being Jewish or Diabetic–pretty please! If you can think of as many as possible that would be greatly appreciated. You guys rock, thank you! ~Elyse, Flagstaff, AZ

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Die! Abbey Tic
  2. Hebrewno Mars
  3. Jewlia ‘Wild’ Child
  4. Izzy Rails (Israel)
  5. Is Rolly
  6. Queen Insulina
  7. Jeru Slam!
  8. Ruth lass
  9. Blood Sugar Baby
  10. The Glucagoner
  11. Shiva-lry is dead
  12. Shiva LeBoeuf
  13. Little Prick
  14. Finger Pricking Good
  15. Synagogue Reflex
  16. Torah Hole in Her
  17. Type 2 Killer
  18. Judge Dreidel
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LADY CHATTERLEY’S LOBBERS

Dear Pun Gents, we need creative names for two south Texas ladies tennis teams. Tournament is January in San Antonio, so we need hot names for a cold-weather tournament. ~Beth, San Antonio, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Alamommas
  2. The Antonio Bandieras
  3. It Tex Two
  4. Gringers
  5. Some Like it Swat
  6. Forehandplay
  7. Quality Service
  8. Unforced Arias
  9. Looks are Deuceiving
  10. Straight Ace
  11. Tough Love
  12. Ten-is Pretty Cold
  13. The Baseline Temperatures
  14. We Love -40 Below (Love-40)
  15. The Racquettes
  16. Lady Chatterley’s Lobbers
  17. No Sets on the Beach
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DOZEN GET ANY EASIER

Dear Pun Gents, we need a team name. Twelve of us (7 ladies, 5 gents) are doing a race called the Ragnar Relay: a 200-mile race from Huntington Beach to San Diego. The race takes about 24 hours, with running straight through. Maybe something to do with Lactic Acid. Some names already used are: Lactic Acid Flashbacks; Dear Legs, I am Sorry; We Got the Runs. ~Zach, California

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Ragnarok Stars (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ragnar%C3%B6k)
  2. Lactated Shin Consultants
  3. 1 Day and Confused
  4. SoCal Hoaxes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokal_affair)
  5. Dozen Get Any Easier
  6. Runnin’ Ragnared
  7. Miley Sigh-us.
  8. The SDTees
  9. Two-Four the Show
  10. Marathunder
  11. Sweatier Report
  12. Sole Searching
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