WALKIE TALKERS

Dear Pun Gents, we are a group of 12 moms from Camas (paper mill town), walking the Portland to Coast 130 mile relay. We will be wearing bright orange shorts and we are looking for a funny team name we can use year after year! ~Debra, Camas, OR

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Home on the Orange
  2. Gait Shorties
  3. Broad Distances
  4. Camaschameleons
  5. End up in Camas
  6. Dozen Mean Anything
  7. The Pulp Frictions
  8. Camassive Chafing
  9. The Blistering Paces
  10. Walkie Talkers
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BATON DOWN THE HATCHBACKS

Dear Pun Gents, We are running a big relay race. We will have two vans, and would like to have a name for each van that goes together. One van has guys, one has the gals. We are from Silverton, so would like something with Silver, but doesn’t have to be. The hosts love Star Wars. Thank you. ~Amanda, Silverton, OR

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

Some Star Wars-related suggestions

  1. Blue leader/red leader (not puns)
  2. Yodaman! + YodaLadyhoos
  3. Girls van: The Gal-lack-dick Empire + Boys van: The JarJar Dinks, or The Hand Solos
  4. Obi Van Kenobi + Jabba the Hatchback
  5. The Hard to Detours
  6. Anakin Goes
  7. The Lando Rovers
  8. Vanakins Skywalker
  9. The Death Cars

    Silver-related suggestions

  10. Silverton is the new gold
  11. Team Ag47
  12. You’ve Got the Silver
  13. The Silverados
  14. Silversun Pickup Trucks
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SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANTE

Dear Pun Gents, I am doing an obstacle 5K with co-workers called the Hell Run. The team is 12 girls and 3 guys and we were all given funny hell names. We need a team name. ~Christina, Kent, WA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Hades and Gentlemen
  2. With a Little Hell From my Friends
  3. Damn Nation
  4. Singe City
  5. The Charred Toppers
  6. Weekend at Burnies
  7. Hell Run Hubbards
  8. Lucifers Place
  9. Sulphurin’ Succotash
  10. Killin’ Hellers
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UNDERSTAND YOUR FAN

Dear Pun Gents, I need a title for a weekly column which would be like a ‘sports cheat sheet’ feature for female readers who have husbands, boyfriends and significant others who are sports fanatics–all with the aim to help women join in the conversation in a fun, quirky way. It would be written from an entertainment/gossip angle so that it appeals to women. It would also help explain sports terms in funny, clever ways. Can you please help? Thank you! ~Kelli, New York City

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. The Fandominatrix
  2. Girls With Balls
  3. S&M: Sports and Men
  4. MSM: Men, Sports, Meaning
  5. The MenZone
  6. The Jersey Girl [ ie sports jerseys]
  7. Understand Your Fan
  8. [PS – thanks for the donation!]
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BOWLING GREEN

Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for a bowling team. The event is St. Patrick’s Day and our team works for a power/electric utility. ~Tricia, Sanford, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Lucky Strikes
  2. Leprechauntract Demand
  3. Thunderballs
  4. Power Alleys
  5. Electric Buzzards
  6. Power Delivery
  7. Noah’s Arcs
  8. Fuse to Lose
  9. Hertz So Good
  10. The Family Joules
  11. Lightning Strikes
  12. Natural Monopoly
  13. Spare Power
  14. Split Circuits
  15. Circuits du Solar [Cirque du Soleil]
  16. Thanks for the donation!
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Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder. But booty is in the hand of the buttholder. Pain in the eye of the beeholder.

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