Brigg from East Greenbush, NY:
If Dr. Seuss were to have a nightmare that Winnipeg didn’t exist, would he… dream ‘Peg’s a sham?

Brigg says: “Does this even count as a pun?”

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Vroom from Toronto:
A man who farts in church will sit in his own pew.

Vroom says: “When I first came across your site, I thought what a bunch of losers. Then, when I visited the Punshine section, I thought ‘Dang, these guys really are losers; look at the hot ladies they have following them around.’… Ladies love the losers.”

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ORIENTAL ODYSSEY

Dear Pungents, I’m living and teaching in Taiwan. I’d like some puns about Asia and Asian culture to share with my co-workers and some of my better students. Suggestions? ~ Kirk, Taichung, Taiwan

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “Which personality type dominates Taiwan? Taipei!”

2) “Which eastern religion is most serious? Broodhism.”

3) “Do dogs in Asia drive Shitzubishis?”

4) “Were Chairman Moo’s policies an udder disaster?”

5) “Who attacked the Great Whale of China? The Shamu-rai!”

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