How do epic poets hijack a ship? “Prepare to be bored dead.”
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Loading... (15 votes, average: 4.87 out of 5)Loading... (15 votes, average: 4.87 out of 5)Loading...Until Pythagoras was able to formulate his famous theorem about 90-degree-angle triangles, he considered himself a failed righter.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...A declawed cat has limited paws abilities.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Happy Chinese New Year: It’s the Year of the Snake. Hung Gay Fat Boy!
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I was kicked out of the Glass Eating Society. The entire next day was filled with ex-crew, shitting pane.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What do cows chant at a soccer game? Au lait, au lait, au lait, au lait.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who keeps buying GM cars is a fool. I will re-Buick them.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Tina Turner’s youngest daughter has already been called to the bar. She’s a teen attorney.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...We won’t make any Olympics puns this year—that would be Sochisey.
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