NED: I saw a guy shove his foot up his nose.
ED: That’s disgusting. Let’s get off the toepic…
A colonoscope, aka a crack-er jack.
First step of Cokeaholics Anonymous: admit there is a Higher Powder.
People in low-rise pants have recessive jeans.
I got a hot new inking done of a beverage container, but I didn’t like it. I had to go back to the parlor to have the Thermos tat adjusted.
What describes Assad as ruler? A potent hate.
Tying a sheepshank is plain knots if you ask me.
If RuPaul changed his name to RuBarb it would prove he is a fruit.
To make math more sexy, be like Marilyn Monroe: Sum like it’s hot.
Rob Ford. He’s addict/hater?


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