You can always tell an ogre by the loud shreking noise.
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Loading... (8 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading... (8 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Some kinkos like to make love to pachyderms. They call it their elephantasy. I vory about them. They love the tusky odours. Although, it helps to get a bit trunk first.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...People who lose control of their buttocks tend to squander their ass sets.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why should you never let a large computer file taste your sandwich?
Because it would take a thousand mega-bites!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The Frenchman broke his bones. Os snap!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The atheist turkey didn’t believe in gobble.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When a hippy gets married, where does she move to? A: Mississippi.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...As a graphic designer on social media, I’m eager to share my GIFs with the world.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...There are vast quantities of natural gas held in tense grip between warring Middle Eastern Cheeks. This has led to methane-ous crimes among the rival arsetalkocracies, including the recent assgassination of the Blue Angel, leader of the Qatar people — which puts all Fartsees under a cloud of suspicion. Once the flow of blood is stenched, the factions must put this behind them and shart a new course, toot suite.
(10 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...My friend, Neesia, always forgets who she is. She keeps telling everyone “I am Neesia.”
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