I ordered a small coke in Minnesota.
Don’t kill an Italian stereotype. That’s ginocide.
People who collect nail trimmings, aka, clipped-toe maniacs.
People who work at car factories are just out to make a quick Buick.
I went to France and took a dump in a street. Now I’m an accused merde horreur.
I woke up beside an elephant. Man did I feel trunk last night.
For her role in kidnapping the 101 spotted dogs, Cruella De Ville was sentenced to the fires of eternal dalmation.
I can’t trust those capitalist pigs because of the Lie boar scandal.
They don’t grow pigs in Los Angeles. It’s too LA boarious.
When Tyson bit Holyfield, it was earie.


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