All-Time Best Puns

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  • Nickelback to the Future
  • A Tim’s to Kill
  • Brokeback Mountie
  • The Saguenay of Defeat
  • Lord Blackula
  • Kill Bill III: Harper Prorogues Again
  • Dances with Wools
  • Codzilla
  • Arctic Tracy
  • Stop Or My Mom Will Chicoutimi
  • 28 Ehs Later
  • Midnight Cowpie
  • Lifeson is Beautiful
  • Dawn of the Zed
  • Dial M for Mercer
  • The Full Mountie
  • 8000-Mile
  • A Few Good Mansbridges
  • J’Aimes Bonbons
  • A River Runs Through Manitoba
  • Tarsand
  • Rockies 1 through 6
  • Oedipus Rex Murphy
  • Metis the Fockers
  • Dieppe Throat
  • SARS Attacks
  • The Three Muskokateers
  • Apocalypse Snow
  • Pirates of the Caribou
  • Inuit You Did Last Summer
  • Molson City
  • Tron-o
  • Bill Blair Snitch Project
  • Raccoonies
  • The Hunt for Fred MacTober
  • Mr and Mississauga
  • Full Puffy Jacket
  • War of the Squirrels
  • The Boring Identity
  • E.I.
  • Dirty Barrie
  • Canadarmy Of Darkness
  • Alanis vs Predator
  • Ducepption
  • Bloc Quebecois Down
  • Zamboni on the Fourth of July
  • Albertigo
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A famous composer was also a cyclist. But he refused to ride his new bach, because of the handel bars. So he took it back to the chopin began to rattle off a lizst of complaints. “Grrr… Schwinns,” he cried. But the store owner didn’t understand his unwillingness to ride. ‘Hey, it’s beets hooven‘ he said, ‘especially if you’re bizet! I was hoofin’ the other day, and got gum on my schubert!’ Riding is certainly better than taking de bussy; except if your bike is too heavy. This fellow’s ride weighed 20 kilobrahms! He took a ride by a painter’s castle once and admired the moat’s art. But some half-German, half-Russian idiot almost ran him over – what a scheisskopfsky! The composer fell headlong into a dog turd: a wipeout of operatic proportions – it was poo-chinny! He almost baroque his face, and was so shamed he went into haydn. Lessons learned? Cycling is a taste one must a choir. But if you decide to give up halfway through a ride, de bussy now comes with a bike-rachmaninoff!

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HRmy of DARKNESS

Dear Pun Gents, we are HR employees in a healthcare organization forming a team for a 100-mile fitness challenge. There are going to be other teams from other departments, so we need something catchy to identify us as HR. ~Lisa, Richmond

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. HRotica
  2. HRmes (Greek God)
  3. HRmy of Darkness
  4. March into Health
  5. Take it Personnelly
  6. 100-Mile Riot
  7. Friends with Benefit Plans
  8. 100 Miles/HR
  9. Personnel trainers
  10. We had the runs for a century
  11. The Hired Guns
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JOURNAL OF APPLED SCIENCE

Dear Pun Gents, I am writing a scientific paper, and the titles of such papers are often puns. The topic of the paper is looking at fruit and seeing whether the phylogenetic trees you can construct based on morphological features match the known trees for these fruit. ~Alex, London, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Fruit 66: A phylogenetic roadmap
  2. There a Pears to be a Connection…
  3. Appled Science
  4. Phylogenetic Trees Arboring?
  5. Peach de Resistance
  6. A Theory with many Applecations
  7. A Branch of Theory that Bears Fruit
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