Those who wear earmuffs aren’t afraid of lobal warming.
fashion
I stole a kilt and I plaid guilty.
I bought some metal boots. They lead me astray.
Hear about the woman who wore a toupee in place of a bra? She was involved in a major rug bust.
So what if I wear jeans every day. Don’t denim grade me! Leave I alone.
Do social media professors wear Tweet jackets?
We know there are big-breasted women in Africa, because that’s the only place where there are zebras.
Olympic figure skaters are so competitive—that’s why their outfits are covered in sequins.
What does Phil Knight say to pigeons?
“Shoe.”