When the President of the Chickens commands the hens to increase output, it’s an eggs excretive order.
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Undead insects? Some bees don’t want to bite you, but zombies do.
If you see a heavy woman, tell her she’s light, because that’s how you treat LED.
I’m addicted to seaweed. I must… seek kelp.
I love me some drunken Germans. Buzzed Franzs forever!
By providing infrastructure to future generations, sidewalk installers are all about paving it floorward.
I stuck my leg in an air duct. It’s my most recentĀ in-vent shin.
Fire your fathers! It’s a Can a Dad Day.
My quest to make money selling pants isĀ income pleat.
Gossips are fun people, pry merrily.