Does my Italian sister wear a lot of jewelry? Sì, bling
Pun of the Day
Christmas is a source of renewable energy, aka winter buyins’.
At the visually impaired convention they were blind up for hours.
What’s a real estate lawyer’s least favourite song? “Lien On Me“.
The Founding Fathers believed America was destined for greatness in fumigation. They termed it ‘Man o Pest Destiny‘
Where can you get deals on mustard? Groupoupon.
How do you inspire a man who loves sheep?
“Ewe conduit!“
Stop licking telephone poles – post taste!
The Scotsman went to Kiev. He heard it was easier to pick up a lover in the Ewekraine.
After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’


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