I packed nothing but a feather for my flight to the Czech Republic, figuring that would be the most Prague tickle thing.
Pun of the Day
In the old days, dealing Viagra could get you hung. Phallus profits were taboo.
Which dinosaur was the ‘definite article’?
The-saurus.
Are you ready for Hallowe’en? No guts, no gory.
NED: St Patrick’s day is 10 months away. Should I work on my Irish accent?
ED: No, if it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
If you want to hand out communion, you have to assign a wafer.
What did Queen Victoria say to the ostrich?
I would tell you the pun about the big person who ate the little person, but you wouldn’t taller ate it.
NED: Did you just touch my ass?
ED: Sure did.
NED: You’re a pervert.
ED: Just call me butter cup!
Humpy Dumpty died broke. Too much partying and shell abrasion. It was all the crack. He just lay there. You could see the whites of his eyes. His next of kin was Oh no Yolko!


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