Fitting into size-19 shoes is the greatest feet imaginable.
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(9 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...It must be hard being colour-blind. It’s a purples-less existence.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...The embattled Russian emperor was thrown into a ditch. Upon being pulled out, he remarked, “I am not a fan of Czar chasm.”
(7 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)Loading...People who look at their butt in the mirror and see a wild boar may be suffering from an eye condition known as asspigmatism.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Today is the best day of the year to lose weight, because it’s X-mass!
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Do native cannibals go to McDonald’s and order a Mic Mac?
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m an ex-spurt on vasectomies.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...ISIS wine critics are always shouting “Curse the Zinfandels!”
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...My grandfather once shoplifted a popular video game. Years later, they tracked me down and said “You shall pay for The Sims of your forefathers.“
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Alphonse: good name for a typesetter.
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