They say homosexuals can’t have children, but they are wrong: Conception requires two gay meats.
Pun of the Day
Men’s jockstraps can be purchased at a nardwear store.
Hear about the new gardening equipment manufactured by Black and Decker?
It’s cutting hedge!
Fashion designers may not be conservative but they are rather clothes minded.
I can’t stand bargain hunters. I avoid them like the Couponic Plague.
I’d sell my body for some whores d’oeuvres.
No one ever lined up for queuecumbers.
You shouldn’t make puns about Chinese skyscrapers. That’s Wong on so many levels.
What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.
People who keep repeating themselves are sick. They’re ill iterate.

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