In Japan, the pack animals are rich. They´re mule yen aires. They´re absolutely loaded.
Pun of the Day
To all the social media innovators spreading online chicken memes, please, GIF yourself a big hen!
What do you call a matador who gets trampled? A dor mat.
The inventor of paper towels died yesterday. Flags are at half-moist.
Did Picasso make stained glass windows? Sorry, no Pablo in glaze.
When Kim Jung Un was a kid he would stay up all night with his ballistic missiles. The neighbours always complained he was creating quite a rocket.
Fruit flavoured candy fills me with jujubilation.
Mexican border wall? We taco fence to that.
I suspect it was the Illuminati who dreamt up cabal tv.
Who was the fattest Corleone? Freight-o.


