Where will Trump get his border fence? A: Walmart.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I eat reams of soup. I should be nominated to the Soup Ream Court!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What do millennials say on Hallowe’en?
“Trigger treat!“
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s the only sport not forbidden in the remaining ISIS territories? A: The 100m Daesh.
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When you tell someone off, do so F.U.sively.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend has a crush on a girl named Ruth. I told him, “You want that Ruth? You can’t handle that Ruth.”
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The Founding Fathers approved of suburban spawl. When I gaze upon the endless tracts of houses in cookie-cutter subdivisions, I am reminded of their words, that “all manor created equal.“
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