After getting H1N1, falling ill with H5N1 seems rather Super-fluous.
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Let us help. We’re Can-aidian.
There’s a class action case against the government, over Sudafed.
Evidence has been found of Jughead’s hat, Pop Tate’s Choklit Shoppe, and Dilton Doiley’s glasses, according to Riverdale Archieologists.
Anyone who keeps buying GM cars is a fool. I will re-Buick them.
As I toured the Museum of Sunburns I whispered to myself, “This is aloed ground.”
By fed oral law, all food must be eaten via the mouth.
Mucus puns? Don’t even goo there.
I’m the King of Recycling! When I went to college, I was big man on compost.
Don’t bother me when I have massive intracranial bleeding. I’ve got a clot on my mind.