How do you locate a Greek restaurant? Use a gyro scope.
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Trump threatened to divorce Melania, claiming he wants to raise the US ex change rate.
Anyone who installs kitchen cabinetry is guilty of counterfitting.
I love to vomit. It feels heavin’ly.
Anyone who leads a plow animal onto the links can, in my opinion, golf ox themselves.
If you want to get the nurse’s attention after a urine test, you better pee cup.
Hear about the paleontologist who got the Holocene mixed up with the Pleistocene? Two words: Epoch Fail.
Atheists believe that religious people are those who Bible.
Tips for entertaining: Offer your guests an adult diaper if you think they might arrive late to the potty.
I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.

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