Wool puns are good for a sheep laugh.
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Never rush a decapitation. You don’t want to get a head of yourself.
Until you catch a whiff of your own farts, you will never have any scents of who you are.
I’m addicted to Islam. I’m a Koranic user.
A lynch mob chased after a flatulent Thomas Hardy, an incident which inspired his great novel, Fart From the Madding Crowd.
Where does ISIS wish to conquer? A: Caliphornia.
Had I the talent to be a cat burglar, I rob ably would.
My friend Grant had his skin forcibly removed. What a flay Grant violation.
I’m a bit confused about what the word ‘aloha’ means. Is it ‘Hawaii doing?‘ or ‘Will you Maui me?’
What’s the biggest requirement for writing good puns? Am pithy.


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