I totaled my Audi. Now it’s an Inni.
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I want to sip warm rooibos chai in my hipster dwelling. It’s my loft tea ambition.
When it comes to Star Wars jokes, there is a darth of Vader puns
Having a baby? Let the goo times roll.
If you want to borrow my rope, you will have to sign a free trade a cord.
If God is a Dog, then say a prayer, ie the Arf Father.
At zombie auctions, highest biter wins.
How does amputation work? By a process of alimb-ination
Cross a sloth with a cow? Sorry, that’s not possum bull.
I’m proud to be an editor. It’s a very rewording job.


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