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Allahphants are God’s creatures.
Irish puns are the most O’ffensive.
How to catch a kangaroo? Hire a boundy hunter.
Landing a Star Trek cameo before I die will let me Chekov an item on my bucket list.
My friend Ian has a hollow leg. Happy Hollow Ian!
Those with oozing pimples tend to have secretes.
I can guarantee you won’t feel any pain, in “no one’s hurtin” terms.
If you see someone writing with their finger, you should offer them a pen for their thoughts.
In the 1500s, the Columbian worldview was met with spheres resistance.


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