Somebody groped me. But no hard feelings.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What country do marathoners retire to?
Iran.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...This year is the New Year. Last year was the Knew Year.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Eating beans before a tennis match? You will find yourself Agassi opponent.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone with a wiener dog deserves common daschunds.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I went to Kinshasa, DRC, hoping to see modern skyscrapers, but saw nothing but demolished buildings. I guess you’d say there was an in Congo ruins between my expectations and reality.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...It’s hard to insure a fishery. Most policies don’t cover acts of Cod.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend William moved to Ireland, and now he’s a Billy in Eire.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What do millennials say on Hallowe’en?
“Trigger treat!“
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Never rush a decapitation. You don’t want to get a head of yourself.
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