A lynch mob chased after a flatulent Thomas Hardy, an incident which inspired his great novel, Fart From the Madding Crowd.
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Hear the terrible pun about the insect who yelled at an egg? Just pure egg scream ant.
What’s the only sport not forbidden in the remaining ISIS territories? A: The 100m Daesh.
I moved to Mexico to become an egg. It’s my new religion. I’m a Yo Huevos Witness.
I’m a bit confused about what the word ‘aloha’ means. Is it ‘Hawaii doing?‘ or ‘Will you Maui me?’
Becoming a lumberjack is a question of wood, not could.
Dirty diapers bring good luck. So always wish upon ass tar.
Just because I kissed an Irishman doesn’t make me Gaelic.
Militarization. Now that’s all arming.
I hate Twitter. It’s so meme-spirited.


