When North American aboriginal cannibals had a successful hunt they would thank the Cree ater.
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The safest way to cross a river? Well, it deepens.
This is very disturbing and scandalous! I can’t believe the US is launching a trade whore with China.
Don’t mock Jesus. He is derision Lord.
I was going to make a pun about getting opera tickets in the mail, but that would be really Puccini the envelope.
As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.
I love Frog TV. It’s just so ribbiting.
When the enemy attacks, build toilets! We will need more for-defecations.
Somebody groped me. But no hard feelings.
What country do marathoners retire to?
Iran.

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