This year is the New Year. Last year was the Knew Year.
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Eating beans before a tennis match? You will find yourself Agassi opponent.
Anyone with a wiener dog deserves common daschunds.
I went to Kinshasa, DRC, hoping to see modern skyscrapers, but saw nothing but demolished buildings. I guess you’d say there was an in Congo ruins between my expectations and reality.
It’s hard to insure a fishery. Most policies don’t cover acts of Cod.
My friend William moved to Ireland, and now he’s a Billy in Eire.
Hear the terrible pun about the insect who yelled at an egg? Just pure egg scream ant.
I moved to Mexico to become an egg. It’s my new religion. I’m a Yo Huevos Witness.
Becoming a lumberjack is a question of wood, not could.
Dirty diapers bring good luck. So always wish upon ass tar.


