Hear the terrible pun about the insect who yelled at an egg? Just pure egg scream ant.
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(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)Loading...What’s the only sport not forbidden in the remaining ISIS territories? A: The 100m Daesh.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I moved to Mexico to become an egg. It’s my new religion. I’m a Yo Huevos Witness.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Becoming a lumberjack is a question of wood, not could.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dirty diapers bring good luck. So always wish upon ass tar.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Just because I kissed an Irishman doesn’t make me Gaelic.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Militarization. Now that’s all arming.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I hate Twitter. It’s so meme-spirited.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...You know you’ve won a polygamist’s heart when he says the magic words, “I love few.”
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t go out when it’s raining spiders. You risk getting caught in a tarantula downpour.
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