You know you’ve won a polygamist’s heart when he says the magic words, “I love few.”
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t go out when it’s raining spiders. You risk getting caught in a tarantula downpour.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Entomologists love tornadoes. It’s a perfect occasion to see a house fly.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Detectives assigned to gun crimes should ask themselves “What was the killer’s Ammo?”
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Hell is on strike. The workers are demon strating.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...I told a few jokes in my shower. Nobody laughed. I said “Man, tough grout.”
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m addicted to drinking saltwater. Giving it up will be no smooth saline.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Pirate jokes? Now there’s Avast! conspiracy, though it’s Argh to believe.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Don’t open any letters from the tax audit department! They could be smeared with fee-sees.
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