After Marie Antoinette said “Let them eat cake,” French protesters responded with “Hey hey, ho ho, Marie-Antoinette has gateau go!”
Forget about cows! It’ll be a low off your mind.
Is a studly chess player a Castlenova?
Too cold to drink? Have a mojito.
NED: Do you laugh at heart attack puns?
ED: Yes. Artery hard har!
The triumphant geologist shouted, “All your basalt belong to us!”
In France do the birds take it up the oiseaux?
Tony Danza’s blood type: O A
Have some fast food – it’s Good Fry Day!
Those laid off from my company are jobless person I fired.