Viking motto: It takes a pillage to raze a child.
Are firefighters members of the Church of Ladder-Day Saints?
I love to go harpooning. Nothing like whaling away the time.
Vacations were cheaper before steamships, because cruises were always on sail.
There is one TV psychologist who is a compulsive over-eater. They call him Doctor Fill My Craw.
Which Greek philosopher was great at football?
Soccerates [or was it Peléto?].
Pubic-hair wigs are traded on the merkin-tile exchange, but I think it’s just a front for the muffia.
Mass extinction is not much fauna at all.
The biggest critics of the Roman Empire? The censurions.
Currently, I raise chickens on golf courses. But maybe I can par lay that into something bigger?


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