The story about the boy who had imaginary insect friends was very knew antsed.
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Loading... (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading... (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...During the Oceanic financial crisis, the whales wanted baleen out. Others cried to let natural fish-in-the-seas take their course. Many turned to orcanized religion, searching for a higher porpoise.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Wigmakers are always putting on hairs.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Yes, I will stab a sweet potato with a plastic pen to impress a lover of Shakespeare. I yam Bic-pen to meet ‘er.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Never tip over another man’s portapottie. That’s dirty poo hole.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Many great oarsmen have become rowed scullers.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Which race invented situps?
The ab-originals.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...On Halloween we will not pun. Instead we make candied observations.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Most earthquakes are measured in a pretty half-assed way. I was glad to hear about the Stricter Scale.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Kleptomaniac amputees take a lot of faux toes.
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