Birds singing drives me insane. Please – don’t leave me to my own dove voices.
In my dreams, nobody shaves. I have a lot of imagine hairy friends.
Many are the cliffs spoken about in ledge end.
My old gardener was so mean to me, so I told him to go back to school. Now he’s a kinder gartener.
Want to take a walking tour in Egypt? Better consult a Cairopodist.
If you tell someone “Nice jugs,” it’s a pour choice of words.
What do calorie-counting cannibals add to their coffee? A: Artificial Swedeners
I broke up with my camel. Too much dromedary.
A haircut is good. It relieves tress.
I can’t afford paper towels. The price is too absorbident.


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