SLY POLAR

Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a team name for my daughter’s Polar Bear Plunge team for the Special Olympics. ~Tracy, Sykseville, MD

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Bear Bottoms
  2. Hungry Hungry Hypos
  3. Plungevity
  4. Gimme One Freezin’
  5. Snowlympians
  6. Golden Coldies
  7. Froze before Toes
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SLENDER BENDER

Dear Pun Gents, we are two girls and one guy in a weight loss competition. Donation made! ~Owen, Bonita Springs, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Riddish Pounds
  2. If Looks Could Kilo
  3. Loss of Physics
  4. We Love Handles Messiah
  5. Weight to Go
  6. No Mo Mayo Clinic
  7. Skinnisiology
  8. SizeMic
  9. Thinaman Hearts
  10. Slender Bender
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WET T-SHIRT CONTEST (request w/ donation)

Dear Pun Gents, I am participating in a breast cancer walk—60 miles in 3 days. I held a fundraiser at my hospital with a dunking booth where we dunked physicians and administrators. Repeating at another location…would like to sell t-shirts at this event.  Can you help me think of a slogan for the front of the shirt? ~Margaret, Richmond, VA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Dunking Boob
  2. Dunkin Doctors – let’s see your DDs for charity
  3. Dry out in the dunk tank?
  4. Breast Cancer Walk – on Water
  5. MD your pockets for a good cause.
  6. It’s Wetting Season
  7. Soak and Water
  8. I Make Doctors Moist
  9. When I hit your target, you get wet
  10. Dunkaschen! (for the donation too)
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The Pillsbury Doughboy came from the Yeast, when he was a leaven. He is always baked or fried, and since he got back home he spends all day in drawers. And a little known fact: he is a product of inbreading, and has special kneads.

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