The gaping wound in my arm makes me want to kill myself. I have suicidal tendon sees.
If something drives you batty, relax, take a deep breath, and just say “I don’t give a flying fox.”
Cracked ova for breakfast have an eggs squeezit flavour.
Beer brewers are like punsters: they’re wort smiths.
Shania does her thing and Shania’s estranged husband does another and never the Twains shall meet.
When I went to the French poultry farm, it was a mess! The poulet everywhere.
Trump isn’t a politician. He’s appallitician.
Don’t let a pair of little people make soup. Two mini cooks spoil the broth.
Japanese cartoon gameshow: Whose Line Is It, Animé?
Ladies, not having dating success? Talk to your guy-no-call-ogist.

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