Yoga can be dangerous. If you’re dressing for a class – wear a hazmat suit.
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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Which birds are most religious? Geeses of Nazereth.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When the President of the Chickens commands the hens to increase output, it’s an eggs excretive order.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Islamic fundamentalists are obsessed with crop circles. Because it’s written that way in the Korn.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...How does trial by media usually work?
A: Immediately after any allegation, there’s a public lynching, followed by a noose conference.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...The professional torturer had to hire a bookkeeper who understood a cruel accounting.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Mountaineering? You might hurt your feet if you climb Krakatoa.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why do cannibals attending university only eat the head, the buttocks and the genitals?
Because they’re so skull-ass-dick!
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...If you shoot someone in the eye you might not kill them, but you might give them Glock coma.
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