Which food cures constipation? A: Mangos.
Pun of the Day
Life is much better when I’m not arguing with some fat-headed swine. Pig no rants is bliss.
If you tell a priest a joke and he takes it parson oily, he must be a friar.
I met my first Jewish gun owner. Muzzle Tov!
I don’t believe many people who can’t speak actually ‘have a frog in the throat‘ – the evidence is just a neck toadal.
An excited little person on a train might cause some low commotion.
Don’t ask a salmon to mate twice. They won’t re-spawn.
What’s the heaviest car? Astone Martin
Purchasing a handheld mixer is one way to reduce whisk in kitchen.
I get pleasure from China’s huge population. I’m a SinoMaxochist.

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