Waiting to get on a plane makes me boarder line crazy.
Pun of the Day
How can you tell if a little person is blind?
He’s low in the dark.
Why did the tailor kick the man out of his shop?
Because he was deemed unsuitable!
Lunch restaurants make me emotional. I get all cafe teary-eyed .
An Albertan’s favourite movie? Tarsand.
Is it true that having a big nose is caused by a rhinovirus?
What were Marcel Duchamp’s first words? “Dada.“
The inebriated bum thought he was Clark Kent. He was in a drunken Super.
Hey soldier, how did you lose your hands? “Nay palm.“
I wouldn’t stand a chance competing in Vientiane Idol. It’s a Lao sing proposition!


