Wool puns are good for a sheep laugh.
Pun of the Day
Despite sometimes broken English, many immigrants live a half fluent lifestyle.
What’s the favourite comic of the transgendered? X-men.
What’s an obstetrician’s favourite breakfast? Eggs/ovaries.
Although long deceased, Tom and Jerry have received many paws-to-mouse accolades.
Animal behaviour? Cat calls are a mew sing.
Somebody punctuated me in the face, and I ended up in a comma.
My wife wants gluten-free cakes. I’m flourless to stop her.
What kind of flooring is inherently sheepish? Lamb innate.
I wanted to go golfing but spent my day covered in dog vomit. I guess that’s barf for the curs.


