I wouldn’t stand a chance competing in Vientiane Idol. It’s a Lao sing proposition!
Pun of the Day
I painted my house a boring, neutral color. Still, I’m proud off-white I’ve accomplished.
I made an mp3 of my car slowing down. It was a record braking event.
The man who performed his first prostate exam on an Irishman felt deeply a Seamus.
How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuingĀ an eggs-accretive order.
During Prohibition did mice visit squeakeasies?
Arranging furniture? Turn on some music. You won’t have to ask, “Where does disco?”
If anorexic models are banned – it proves there is too thin advertising.
Jesus rose again, on Yeaster Sunday. He died ferment, but truly He is the leaven Lord.
I faint when I’m bored, because I can’t stand the sight of blah.


