The damsel in distress rejected the gallant knight. She was out of his liege.
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King of Taxis? All hail Uber!
You can always tell an ogre by the loud shreking noise.
Some kinkos like to make love to pachyderms. They call it their elephantasy. I vory about them. They love the tusky odours. Although, it helps to get a bit trunk first.
People who lose control of their buttocks tend to squander their ass sets.
Why should you never let a large computer file taste your sandwich?
Because it would take a thousand mega-bites!
The Frenchman broke his bones. Os snap!
The atheist turkey didn’t believe in gobble.
When a hippy gets married, where does she move to? A: Mississippi.
As a graphic designer on social media, I’m eager to share my GIFs with the world.

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