What do calorie-counting cannibals add to their coffee? A: Artificial Swedeners
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Parisians in an uproar about open air urinals? Eau de humanity!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Until you catch a whiff of your own farts, you will never have any scents of who you are.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What do you call poutine without gravy, or cheese curds? Routine.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Being asked to predict the future is tough. You’re in a a bit of a know-when situation.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When I realized I couldn’t speak Spanish it was hablo to my ego.
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