My old gardener was so mean to me, so I told him to go back to school. Now he’s a kinder gartener.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Want to take a walking tour in Egypt? Better consult a Cairopodist.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...If you tell someone “Nice jugs,” it’s a pour choice of words.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What do calorie-counting cannibals add to their coffee? A: Artificial Swedeners
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I broke up with my camel. Too much dromedary.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Parisians in an uproar about open air urinals? Eau de humanity!
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Being asked to predict the future is tough. You’re in a a bit of a know-when situation.
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